Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.
~ Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton
3.21.2009
Computer Nerd is Back
1.28.2009
Workin' Hard
I'm working in Fulton, AR at the AEP power plant that is being built & the 10 hour days are killing me. Or maybe it's my age - either way - I can't run with the big dogs anymore.
10.14.2008
I'm back...
5.24.2008
Why Men Are Never Depressed
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
5.13.2008
MySpace
Computers
- Adobe Cold Fusion
- Adobe Photoshop
- Adobe Dreamweaver
- Microsoft VB.NET
- Microsoft SQL Server
- Mozilla Firefox
- Gmail
- uTorrent
- Winamp
- Kanye West
- Nelly
- Chris Brown
- Keith Urban
- George Strait
- Kenny Chesney
- Blue October
- Lenny Kravitz
- Hummer H2
- Lamborghini Countach
- Ferrari Testarossa
- '69 Camaro SS
- Harley Davidson Dyna Wide Glide
- Suzuki Hayabusa
- The Appeal - John Grisham
- The Measure of a Man: A Spiritual Autobiography - Sidney Poitier
- Here on Earth - Alice Hoffman
- Lessons in Becoming Myself - Ellen Burstyn